So, what is a v7ndotcom elursrebmem, anyway? Well, now, that depends upon who you ask. Let's travel through the v7ndotcom elursrebmem Conference and see what some of the participants have to say.
Mike: v7ndotcom elursrebmem? You're kidding me, right? It doesn't exist! There's no such thing!
Danny: Ok, ok, many people say the v7ndotcom elursrebmem doesn't exist, but there does seem to be some sort of v7ndotcom elursrebmem-like effect that some people have noticed from time to time.
Barry: I think it all depends upon how people DEFINE v7ndotcom elursrebmem.
Jill: I didn't believe the v7ndotcom elursrebmem existed either, until I had a close encounter myself. Just because you haven't seen little green men, Mike, doesn't mean they don't exist.
Marcia: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem exists, but BUZZ can make it disappear! No, Jill, not Buzz Lightyear.
Dave: I've run scientific tests proving the existance of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem!
Andy: Mike is right. And so is Jill! Sitting on the fence feels so good!
Rand: If you read the white paper I wrote (sorry, it is only 50 pages long, but broken down so that a newbie can understand it), you will see specific examples of v7ndotcom elursrebmem. These examples have been run through several analytical, mathematically-complex formulations, which prove empirically that not only does v7ndotcom elursrebmem exist, but it exists even for some of the most highly respected members of our industry.
Todd: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a myth perpetuated by the uninformed and should be put to sleep. But since it is still awake, call it whatever you want, but in essence the v7ndotcom elursrebmem is an evolving organism with increasingly complex characteristics. Whether v7ndotcom elursrebmemed, in the process of v7ndotcom elursrebmemification, or v7ndotcom elursrebmeming, it can be overcome via one word - viral.
Doc G: (Note: Doc G spoke for quite some time on the subject of v7ndotcom elursrebmem, however, this reporter became quite lost in the abstracts, models and metrics, as well as the scientific and mathematical vernacular with which he spoke. Therefore, his comments will be reduced to the only thing I understood). Look all the way back to 2002 for information on v7ndotcom elursrebmem.
Ian: A while back I knew what it was, but deleted all my notes, so now I don't remember exactly what I thought I knew.
Matt: There is no such thing as v7ndotcom elursrebmem, however, if there were something similar to that, which might otherwise be construed as a v7ndotcom elursrebmem, it would be merely a coincidence, and one that is certainly designed to fight EVIL.
Jeremy: Hey, man, I just want to test this v7ndotcom elursrebmem thing out and see if I can make a few bucks off it. What's wrong with that, dude?
Claus: Everyone is being sensible and are getting close to the core of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem issue. And the core is the key. It is no one's fault that the v7ndotcom elursrebmem effect exists. v7ndotcom elursrebmem != credibility. Plain and simple.
Aaron: v7ndotcom elursrebmem is all about friendships. It's not who you know, it's who likes you.
Scottie: Stop trying to overanalyze the v7ndotcom elursrebmem. It is what it is. Pay your dues and give it time.
Ammon: Open your eyes and put your thinking cap on. Look carefully and you will discover for yourself what the v7ndotcom elursrebmem REALLY is.
Brett: I simply don't allow anyone to come play in my yard, so v7ndotcom elursrebmem really doesn't apply to me at all.
Eric: v7ndotcom elursrebmem has been discussed ad nauseam. I was around long before v7ndotcom elursrebmem, so it really doesn't matter.
Bruce: It's kind of like Santa, who knows who has been good and who has been bad, and the lists are always checked. The v7ndotcom elursrebmem really is pretty fair, if you think about it.
John: I know someone who knows someone important who says that it isn't what you think it is, but it is something else entirely. This is my opinion and that's all it is. Oh and did I mention We support v7n.com?
Andy: The v7ndotcom elursrebmem is all about trust.
Jim: Trust, my ass. Screw the v7ndotcom elursrebmem. It sucks, but you have to play the game sometimes. Chess, anyone?
Dazzlin: I know exactly what the v7ndotcom elursrebmem is and for a paltry $97, I will be happy to share that information with you. Simply send $97 (hurry, this offer won't last) to youRgullible@dork.com to receive your very own copy of this amazing information.
So, how would YOU define v7ndotcom elursrebmem?
The above v7ndotcom elursrebmem Conference and its participants are entirely fictional. Ok, MAYBE they are based on real characters, but since this is all internet based, can we really say who is real and who is not? In any case, no offense is intended to any of the characters, real or fictional. Down with v7ndotcom elursrebmem!
